Ryan Xilliams: Archive

Dec 26th

Dec 21st

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Dec 21st

The New Yorker: SantaLeaks →

newyorker: The New Yorker is off for the holidays, but we’ll leave you with this confluence of current affairs and Christmas: SantaLeaks: an analysis of more than a hundred thousand documents recently leaked by a disgruntled elf has revealed several surprising facts about the North Pole’s most famous… FUCK YOU NEW YORKER FOR STEALING THE TWITTER IDEA I NEVER PUT ANY PUT ANY EFFORT INTO...

Dec 17th

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Phrase of the Day

“upcoming demonization” used by Gail Collins in today’s Times in reference to what’s in store for John Boehner

Dec 16th

This Tumblr's Dumb: HELP #Nooch4Stooges become a... →

darrenmiller: mikeantonucci: Alright so I’ve been talked into it. I’m gonna try to audition for the new Farrelly Brothers Three Stooges Movie. http://j.mp/fA8u08 I know, I know. I’m not technically between 30 and 40 years of age. And I have no connection to this project or anyone connected to this project what-so-ever…. Please help spread this so that this can become a reality! I would...

Dec 16th

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Dec 14th

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Dec 13th

Jon Lovitz sings Maroon 5 parody about psoriasis.... →

Dec 13th

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totallymorgan: NEW VIDEO! NEW VIDEO! NEW VIDEO! WITH JESS LANE! MY GIRLFRIEND! There will be a day in the near future when every citizen will have to wear one of Morgan’s videos on their lapel or risk being shot dead by secret police.

Dec 12th

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Ford Motor Company - Tractor Drivin’ Man ...

Dec 10th

“If you can’t afford to hire a bartender,” he added, “you shouldn’t be having a...”

– I am in favor of a tax-hike on the douchiest 10% »

Dec 9th

Why is England so much cooler at everything?!

MP: “As someone who claims to be an avid fan of the Smiths, the Prime Minister will no doubt be rather upset this week that both Morrissey and Johnny Marr have banned him from liking them. The Smiths are, of course, the archetypal students’ band. If [the Prime Minister] wins tomorrow night’s vote [on tuition fees], what songs does he think students will be listening to? “Miserable...

Dec 9th

Dec 8th

“SPOILER! Black Swan = American Psycho - suits + tutus”

Dec 8th

This is not the BUTTS you're looking for →

Dec 7th

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I like this song and the video is cool, but I am unsure how wise it is to use the Jurassic Park water glass ripple effect when your star is, uh, rubenesque.

Dec 7th

“I THINK I SLIT MY NOSTRIL OPEN WHILE TRYING TO TRIM MY NOSE HAIRS”

Dec 7th

And now this is a Bones/Castle/NCIS/CSI plotline →

Dec 7th