January 2011
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Make one of these of this, please.  Thanks! Ryan
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Authentic Ancient Greek Warship Coming To NYC →
“Olympias will be recruiting and training teams of 170 men and women to participate in sea-trials and other nautical events”  THIS IS TRICK! ASK BEN-HUR WHAT IT’S LIKE TO BE RECRUITED FOR “SEA-TRIALS” 
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“Assuming a caffeine content on the high side and a fatal dose on the low side,...”
– Apparently I have come shockingly close to killing myself with espresso
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WANT NIGHTMARES? →
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When I see this all I can think of is this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoiFGva_JoY
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stophittingyourself: Why am I just now stumbling across this?! Last Halloween, the other FearFacers and I went on the PodAwful podcast to plug our first episode and to watch me bring wine for everybody and then drink all of it myself. Jesse, the host, animated one of my bits which I love. ANIMATE MORE OF ME WHILE I DRINK YOUR WINE, WORLD. If this is what all podcasts were, I would be able to...
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“The NRA should just change their name to the ‘Assassin’s...”
– Bill Maher
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Mama from ‘Mama’s Family’ and I have astonishingly similar views on homeless heartthrob Ted Williams.
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Where Do All the Cabs Go in the Late Afternoon? →
Originally read this NYTimes headline as “Where Do All the Cats Go in the Late Afternoon?” and was excited for a Teddy Bear’s Picnic-type piece of investigative journalism. 
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thedailywhat: Hot Joint of the Day: And now let’s slow it down with the smooth, sultry sounds of Mr. Amy Winehouse. (Original.) [thanks jackson!] Try to figure out which old timey times bluesman sings this cover of Amy Winehouse’s Valerie, then click info
Jan 12th
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“We’re at double our volume over what we usually... →
Buy yourself and your loved ones glocks now before it’s too late! Only $499! 
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And the beat goes on.....
mustanghalle: reba: I guess you’re wondering how my Spanish lessons are coming along. Well, I haven’t had one lesson yet. We got back home after the holidays and I went into a closet/pantry cleaning/cooking frenzy!!!! The bean soup turned out great, by the way. Reba OH MY GOD REBA IS ON TUMBLR THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I WANT TO EAT BEAN SOUP AND LEARN SPANISH WITH REBA FOR THE LOVE ALL THAT...
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Gail Collins is once again the only sensible voice... →
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Give 'em Enough Rope: You know, people... →
dontcookbilly: I call myself a Libertarian because neither main parties are close to my political thoughts. Even the Libertarian Party doesn’t fit the bill that well, but at least it’s blurry enough where people don’t jump to conclusions about me. I don’t follow any one side of the political debate exclusively…. Billy defends my right to a nuclear arsenal
Jan 9th
I can't prove it but somehow I just know Ryan...
themikedwyer: themonkeysyouordered: Don’t give money to that Dolphin! He’s just going to use it for Dolphin drugs. I wish! Reblogged mostly because I like to see other people using my full name in public forums
Jan 7th
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Does anyone know of someone, real or fictional,...
It seems like it would be a fun studio apartment / villian’s lair
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How did I not know the NYTimes has a Civil War... →
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