February 2012
53 posts
Feb 29th
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I’m suin’! I’m suin’! No. But I really did!
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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“Poetaster is NOT pronounced POE-TASTER”
– just saying
Feb 29th
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“Assistant to President of Troma Ent., Lloyd Kaufman - This is a Full Time Job”
– Seems like this is something one of you would be interested in
Feb 29th
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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“We responded, but there was no patient,” an FDNY rep tells us. “It...”
– EDP is my new favorite acronym! Full story
Feb 28th
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“These new massage chairs at the nail salon are just short of obscene. Who would...”
– Mom’s facebook
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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“If you could have dinner with the cast of any sitcom, in-character, which would...”
– I think I’m going with Designing Women over Roseanne on the assumption that they’re cooking
Feb 28th
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Previous professional clowning experience is not... →
Feb 28th
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“Oh I get it, Gotye is Belgian for Beck”
– GOTYE
Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
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Feb 27th
halphillips: williebhines said: Gethard asked me what the most 90s song was, and he suggested Flaming Lips’ “She Don’t Use Jelly” but I think this beats it. Wow, good question. I tentatively think I’d go with “Flagpole Sitta” by Harvey Danger. Tempted to say “I’m Only Happy When...
Feb 24th
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Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 22nd
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Feb 20th
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Feb 17th
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“We must have a pie,” David Mamet wrote in “Boston Marriage,” his 1999 play about...”
–  Pie Fidelity, New York Times (via discoverynews) Truth. 
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 16th
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Feb 14th
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“MXE has become popular because unlike ketamine it is claimed it does not cause...”
– GOTTA GET ME THAT MXE
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Feb 13th
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“Just got a book with “Art By Michael Gaydos” and laaaugh laugh...”
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Feb 13th
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Feb 13th
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New Team Podcast Episode 4
newteampodcast: The amazing Zack Willis was in the living room last weekend. Watch for his awesome hour and 45 minute interview to come out on Monday. Zack might be the best, I’m not sure. 
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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“Inspired Cezar Chavez to get a Chinese character tattoo instead of “in...”
– Saul Alinsky radicalism
Feb 10th
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“Turned Upton Sinclair’s stock yards into Chicago’s first skatepark,...”
– Saul Alinsky radicalism
Feb 10th
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Feb 10th
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“if i didn’t know your name was Ryan already, i’d think your name was...”
– nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
Feb 10th
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Feb 9th
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“DUSTING FOR PRINCE: Keeping House at Paisley Park”
– not a book yet
Feb 9th
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Roast Beef the Penguin! →
stophittingyourself: I am currently dating the person who used to take Roast Beef to elementary schools. This is one of the many things I love about her. She also hates jazz music. She’s the best. More Roast Beef details:  A BATHTUB IS A CAGE TO HIM! 
Feb 9th
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Roast Beef the Penguin! →
Feb 9th
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Feb 8th
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Josh Patten: During What Movie Did Alanis... →
kellyqehudson: joshpatten: Alanis Morissette’s 1995 hit “You Oughta Know” famously describes her previous relationship with Dave Coulier. While Alanis remains tight-lipped on the subject, Uncle Joey has confirmed this urban legend to be fact, which makes this line tremendously gross: I want you to know, that I’m happy… If you haven’t already, watch Body of Evidence. It’s disgusting, sexy,...
Feb 8th
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Feb 8th
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Feb 7th
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hello giggles
gilmoregurlz: i wrote something for hello giggles. and they were like cool, we’ll publish it. READ! Karin is like the best at being funny of all the people
Feb 7th
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Feb 3rd
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Feb 3rd
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